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PAY-AS-YOU-GO

CONSULTS

WHADDYA NEED? 30 MINUTES? 1 HOUR? BOOK A CONSULT BELOW.
AVAILABILITIES OPEN 2 DAYS FROM TODAY.

(IF YOU'RE IN PANIC MODE AND NEED HELP NOW, CLICK HERE.)

  • 30 MINUTE CONSULT

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    30 min

    70 US dollars

  • 1 HOUR CONSULT

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    1 hr

    125 US dollars

THE DON'T PANIC

EMERGENCY CONSULT

DN'T PANIC

YOU'RE APPEARING ON TV AND IN PANIC MODE; YOU FEEL LIKE NOTHING IS READY.  A DEADLINE IS LOOMING AND YOU NEED HELP -- YESTERDAY.  YOU WOKE UP AND YOUR FACEBOOK AD ACCOUNT WAS RESTRICTED.
DON'T PANIC; BOOK AN EMERGENCY CALL.

THE
QUICKIE

WE'LL PUT EVERYTHING ON HOLD TO HELP.
30 MINUTES TO TROUBLESHOOT, COORDINATE, ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS.

85$USD FOR THE FIRST 30 MINUTES.

.99$USD PER MINUTE AFTER.

DISCOUNTED RATES FOR CRYPTOCURRENCY USERS! MENTION IT ON THE CALL.

PAYMENTS ACCEPTED:

ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS, PAYPAL, BITCOIN, LITECOIN, AND INTERAC EMAIL MONEY TRANSFERS.

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MEET
NAT LA PIRATE

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 
MY NAME IS NATASHA TOTINO, AND I'M DISRUPTING THE MARKETING INDUSTRY ONE COMPANY AT A TIME.  HEAR ME OUT.

IN 2012, I LEFT THE WORLD OF FINANCE.  I HAD A LIFE PLAN AND I JUST THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW.  IT WASN'T FOR ME, AND NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD CHANGE THAT.  I SPENT THE NEXT 7 YEARS UNKNOWINGLY ACQUIRING GROWTH HACKING SKILLS THROUGH MY SUDDEN INVOLVEMENT IN SOCIOPOLITICAL ACTIVISM.  IF YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THAT TRAJECTORY, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR PORTFOLIO, OR WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO CALL -

 

THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  THAT MEANS MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN ALGORITHMIC KNOWLEDGE SHOWERED WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CONTENT AND CLICKING. 


OVER THE YEARS, I ACQUIRED SKILLS COVERING SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION TO SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGEMENT, CONTENT CREATION TO GRAPHIC DESIGN, GOOGLE ADS, FACEBOOK BLUEPRINT;

THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.


THE POINT HERE, IS THAT AFTER WORKING FOR SO MANY DIFFERENT AGENCIES, I NOTICED A PROBLEM.  IN FACT, WE NOTICED A PROBLEM.  THE GOOGLE ADS COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK SERVICE AREAS MATCHING THEIR LOCATION STRATEGY.  THE SEO COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE USER FRIENDLINESS OF YOUR WEBSITE, YET TRAFFIC MEANS NOTHING IF THEY DON'T CLICK, AMIRITE?

THE FACEBOOK CORP ISN'T SUGGESTING YOU RUN GOOGLE ADS SIMULTANEOUSLY.  THE FACEBOOK ADS COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A PIXEL CORRECTLY, AND YOUR EMAIL FUNNEL TEAM ISN'T COORDINATING WITH THE GOOGLE ADS TEAM.

AND PRICING FOR ALL THESE SERVICES?  OUTRAGEOUS!  SO WHAT TO DO?  WELL, YOU OPEN TL;DR CONSULTATION AND YOU START TEACHING BUSINESS OWNERS NOT ONLY HOW THE INTERNET OF THINGS WORKS, BUT HOW TO INCORPORATE ORGANIC GROWTH HACKING IN THE MIX.

THE RESULT IS A FANTASTICALLY FORMULATED STRATEGY THAT CAN'T BE BEAT, IS AUTHENTIC TO WHAT YOU DO, AND BUILT TO LAST.

AS ON OF MY MOST CHERISHED CLIENTS WOULD SAY:

ARE YOU READY TO GET OFF THE STRUGGLE BUS?

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