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GET 'ER DONE

Mentorships
Welcome to your last marketing coach.  

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GET 'ER DONE

Gain full access to all of my online material, focused on actionable skills that will produce results.

Get exclusive invites to live trainings and access to "The hive", my private marketing group.

Sit-in on regular A.M.A.'s in The Hive
(Ask Me Antyhing)

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GET 'ER DONE +1

Everything that comes with GET 'ER DONE plus:

Email follow-ups after your finish a course.

Follow-ups after live-training.

Pose a question during my live A.M.A.s!

COPYWRITING
BASICS
AUDIENCE
BUILDING
CONTENT
CREATING
SEO
& GOOGLE
EMAILS
& FUNNELS
RUNNING ADS
(AND WHEN!)
BLOG
WRITING
GRAPHIC
DESIGN

I HAVE HEARD IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. IT'S LIKE A HORROR STORY ON REPLAY.
YOU PAY FOR A BUNCH OF COACHING AND COURSES AND BY THE END OF IT, YOU HAVE ZERO RESULTS TO SHOW FOR IT EXCEPT AN EMPTY WALLET AND BROKEN DREAM.

SOUND FAMILIAR?  IF NOT, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU LANDED HERE, FIRST.
YOU'LL SAVE A WHOLE LOT OF $$$.

IF THAT IS YOUR STORY, WELCOME.  IT'S TIME TO ACTUALLY GET THINGS DONE.
I'M SORRY YOU DIDN'T FIND ME SOONER.  HERE, YOU'LL FIND I FOCUS ON SKILLS THAT ARE ACTUALLY REQUIRED FOR YOUR BUSINESS TO BLOOM.

You're the self-starter.  You want to learn, but don't need me holding your hand.  That's where these low-cost do-it-yourself mentorships come in. I'm here to point you in the right direction and show you how to execute on it.  If you are interested in a more private, 1-on1 setting with me, check out my consultation packages.  If not, read on!

Too many self-proclaimed marketing gurus and business coaches are taking over; it's time for change.  The best team to teach you how to "get out there" is a team that has done it before.

I focus on teaching you the skills that matter. You'll actually get things done!

SO, ARE YOU FED UP WITH COACHES AND
GURUS TAKING MORE THAN YOU'RE PRODUCING?
LET'S GET TOGETHER SO YOU CAN FLIP 'EM THE BIRD ON MY BEHALF!

WHY MY CLIENTS CHOOSE TL;DR

... BECAUSE YOU GET IT.  THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF MY LAST COACHES WAS YOU.
- P. BEVILACQUA, Ph.D.

  • GET 'ER DONE

    39.99US$
    Every month
    Stop overspending and start over doing!
     
    • 1 monthly group session covering a new tool or skill
    • Exclusive access to all online materials
    • Access to The Hive Private FB Group
    • VIP invitations to private classes
    • Access to the best tools the best marketers have to offer
    • Sit-in on Regular live A.M.A.s with me
  • 1-ON-1 TIME!

    GET 'ER DONE +1

    69.99US$
    Every month
    The extra you need
     
    • 1 monthly group session covering a new tool or skill
    • Exclusive access to all online materials
    • Access to The Hive private FB group
    • VIP invitations to private classes
    • Access to the best tools the best marketers have to offer
    • A regular live A.M.A. with me
    • 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀: Ask any question you want during the A.M.A.'s
    • 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀: Email follow-ups after your online courses!
    • 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀: Email follow-ups after live trainings!
mentorships

"Nat, I can't, I've gotten screwed too many times!"

Yep, you have, and so has every other one of my clients.  How much did you lose before landing here? 5k? 10?  25k?  I have a client who lost over 73k before learning their lesson.

Get in line.

Let's face it.  There's no such thing as getting rich quick.  If you're going to make it in business, you're gong to have to do the dirty work.   I'll show you what works, what doesn't, and help you cut through all of the BS (and confusion) out there so you can start seeing results.

It's one of the reasons I built this.  I remember what is it was like building The Flush Heard Around the World without a penny to back us up, and how much combined knowledge and know-how it took to do it.  Quite literal blood, sweat, and tears.

Every month, you'll get incredibly useful information and tools that you can apply and action right away to see an increase in traffic on your website and social media platforms:

HOW TO CREATE A
30-DAY CONTENT CALENDAR
IN 90 MINUTES
EMAILS FLOWS LIKE ABANDONED CART, WELCOME,
AND POST-PURCHASE.
REGULAR A.M.A.s (ASK ME ANYTHING) IN THE HIVE
PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP
SURPRISE BATCALLS:
IF I SEE YOUR CONTENT ISN'T OPTIMIZED, I'LL TELL YOU!

My ultimate email toolkit.  Used by millions to make millions.  Abandoned cart, abandon browse, welcome series, post purchase series, winback.

SIGN-UP

BONUS #1

The unedited, raw edition of my book "Flushgate: The Flush Heard Around The World", on the power of hashtags and how to use them to create viral campaigns.

SIGN-UP

BONUS #2

My favorite abandoned cart plain text emails that are sure to get you recouping those dropped carts!  No bells, no whistles, just plain text that produces results!

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BONUS #3

VIP classes 1-on-1 with me run upwards of $125.

This self-paced beauty gives you access to all of my online material as long as you're with me + the bonus of participating in live discussions and courses.

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Natasha Totino, founder of TLDR Consultation

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

MY NAME IS NATASHA, AND I'M DISRUPTING THE MARKETING INDUSTRY, ONE COMPANY AT A TIME.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

IN 2012, I LEFT THE WORLD OF FINANCE.  I HAD A LIFE PLAN AND I JUST THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW.  IT WASN'T FOR ME, AND NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD CHANGE THAT.  I SPENT THE NEXT 7 YEARS UNKNOWINGLY ACQUIRING GROWTH HACKING SKILLS THROUGH MY SUDDEN INVOLVEMENT IN SOCIOPOLITICAL ACTIVISM.  IF YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THAT TRAJECTORY, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR PORTFOLIO, OR WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO CALL - THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  THAT MEANS MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN ALGORITHMIC KNOWLEDGE SHOWERED WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CONTENT AND CLICKING. 

OVER THE YEARS, I ACQUIRED SKILLS COVERING SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION TO SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGEMENT, CONTENT CREATION TO GRAPHIC DESIGN, GOOGLE ADS, FACEBOOK BLUEPRINT;
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

THE POINT HERE, IS THAT AFTER WORKING FOR SO MANY DIFFERENT AGENCIES, I NOTICED A PROBLEM.  IN FACT, WE NOTICED A PROBLEM.  THE GOOGLE ADS COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK SERVICE AREAS MATCHING THEIR LOCATION STRATEGY.  THE SEO COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE USER FRIENDLINESS OF YOUR WEBSITE, YET TRAFFIC MEANS NOTHING IF THEY DON'T CLICK, AMIRITE?

THE FACEBOOK CORP ISN'T SUGGESTING YOU RUN GOOGLE ADS SIMULTANEOUSLY.  THE FACEBOOK ADS COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A PIXEL CORRECTLY, AND YOUR EMAIL FUNNEL TEAM ISN'T COORDINATING WITH THE GOOGLE ADS TEAM.

AND PRICING FOR ALL THESE SERVICES?  OUTRAGEOUS!  SO WHAT TO DO?  WELL, YOU OPEN TL;DR CONSULTATION AND YOU START TEACHING BUSINESS OWNERS NOT ONLY HOW THE INTERNET OF THINGS WORKS, BUT HOW TO INCORPORATE ORGANIC GROWTH HACKING IN THE MIX.

THE RESULT IS A FANTASTICALLY FORMULATED STRATEGY THAT CAN'T BE BEAT, IS AUTHENTIC TO WHAT YOU DO, AND BUILT TO LAST.

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