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SO, I HEAR YOU'RE OVER

PAYING COACHES FOR NOTHING?

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YOUR ONE-STOP-MARKETING SHOP WHERE THINGS ACTUALLY GET DONE
COMPREHENSIVELY COMPLETE CONSULTS • CONCISE ANALYSIS • PERSONALIZED TRAINING

THE
FIRESTARTER

THE
PERFECT PITCH

THE
MEDIA MAVEN

'I JUST PAID 2K FOR COURSES I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED'

So have you, and at least a few thousand others.
Do you know WHY you haven't taken the courses?
Because they are one-size-fits-all, do-it-yourself programs that didn't have you in mind when they were conceived.  When you sign-up for private consulting with me,
EVERYTHING is customized to you and your business:

DON'T BE A STATISTIC.
99.9% OF MY CLIENTS GOT SCREWED BEFORE FINDING ME.

I'M TEACHING WHAT MARKETING COMPANIES WON'T.

You're trying to do everything yourself and it's just too hard.
You don't even know where you should be marketing your business!

Trying to learn everything about marketing on your own is daunting and can take years. Let me help you shortcut that process and develop a sustainable plan that you can trust and for once
actually get things done.

As you grow, I'll help you build team of Nat-approved experts who will help you grow your business faster, smarter, and cost-efficient.

Save yourself the time, frustration, and money by getting a TL;DR Consultation. I'm an expert in today's marketing landscape and will provide you with a roadmap that is tailored specifically for your business.  I don't expect you to just believe, so here are some client-facts that should light a fire under your a**:

... BECAUSE YOU GET IT.  THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT CAME OUT OF MY LAST COACHES WAS YOU.
- P. BEVILACQUA, Ph.D.

STOP PAYING FOR FEELINGS.
START PAYING FOR RESULTS.

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  • THE FIRESTARTER

    99.99US$
    Every month
    My most popular package
     
    • Startup Analysis and Tool Optimization
    • Private Monthly 1H Consult
    • Access to The Hive
    • Access to ALL Online Material
    • Customized Learning Plan
    • Bat Calls: On-The-Spot Coaching
    • Unlimited Access via Email & FB Messenger
    • Monthly Group Session Covering a New Tool or Skill
    • Access to the Best Tools the Best Marketers Have to Offer
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Live follow-ups after your online courses!
  • EXTRA TIME!

    THE PERFECT PITCH

    299.99US$
    Every month
    More time to strategize
     
    • Startup Analysis and Tool Optimization
    • Private Monthly 1H Consult
    • Access to The Hive
    • Access to ALL Online Material
    • Customized Learning Plan
    • Bat Calls: On-The-Spot Coaching
    • Unlimited Access to me via Email & FB Messenger
    • VIP invitations to private classes
    • 1 monthly group session covering a new tool or skill
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Unlimited questions during the A.M.A.'s
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: +1 Hour Consulting Time
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Live follow-ups after your online courses!

  • THE MEDIA MAVEN

    599.99US$
    Every month
    Because you're everywhere, all at once.
     
    • Startup Analysis and Tool Optimization
    • Private Monthly 1H Consult
    • Access to The Hive
    • Access to ALL Online Material
    • Customized Learning Plan
    • Bat Calls: On-The-Spot Coaching
    • Unlimited Access to me via Email & FB Messenger
    • Monthly Live Courses
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: +2 Hours of Consulting Time
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Full FB infrastructure Review
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Full Website & Digital Footprint Analysis
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Unlimited questions during the A.M.A.'s
    • 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗨𝗦: Live/Email follow-ups after your online courses!

My ultimate email toolkit.  Used by millions to make millions.  Abandoned cart, abandon browse, welcome series, post purchase series, winback.

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BONUS #1

The unedited, raw edition of my book "Flushgate: The Flush Heard Around The World", on the power of hashtags and how to use them to create viral campaigns.

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BONUS #2

My favorite abandoned cart plain text emails that are sure to get you recouping those dropped carts!  No bells, no whistles, just plain text that produces results!

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BONUS #3

How much did you lose before landing here? 5k? 10?  25k?
I have a client who lost over 73k before learning their lesson.

Get in line.

Let's face it.  There's no such thing as getting rich quick.  If you're going to make it in business, you're going to have to do the dirty work.   I'll show you what works, what doesn't, and help you cut through all of the BS (and confusion) out there so you can start seeing results.

It's one of the reasons I built this.  I remember what is it was like building The Flush Heard Around the World without a penny to back us up, and how much combined knowledge and know-how it took to do it.  Quite literal blood, sweat, and tears.

Every month, you'll get incredibly useful information and tools that you can apply and action right away to see an increase in traffic on your website and social media platforms:

HOW TO CREATE A
30-DAY CONTENT CALENDAR
IN 90 MINUTES
EMAILS FLOWS LIKE ABANDONED CART, WELCOME,
AND POST-PURCHASE.
REGULAR A.M.A.s (ASK ME ANYTHING) IN THE HIVE
PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP
SURPRISE BATCALLS:
IF I SEE YOUR CONTENT ISN'T OPTIMIZED, I'LL TELL YOU!
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Natasha Tutino, A.K.A. Nat La Pirate, marketing expert

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

MY NAME IS NATASHA, AND I'M DISRUPTING THE MARKETING INDUSTRY, ONE COMPANY AT A TIME.

PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

IN 2012, I LEFT THE WORLD OF FINANCE.  I HAD A LIFE PLAN AND I JUST THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW.  IT WASN'T FOR ME, AND NO AMOUNT OF MONEY COULD CHANGE THAT.  I SPENT THE NEXT 7 YEARS UNKNOWINGLY ACQUIRING GROWTH HACKING SKILLS THROUGH MY SUDDEN INVOLVEMENT IN SOCIOPOLITICAL ACTIVISM.  IF YOU LIKE TO SEE SOME OF THAT TRAJECTORY, HAVE A LOOK AT OUR PORTFOLIO, OR WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO CALL - THE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?  THAT MEANS MOVING MOUNTAINS WITH NOTHING MORE THAN ALGORITHMIC KNOWLEDGE SHOWERED WITH A WHOLE LOT OF CONTENT AND CLICKING. 

OVER THE YEARS, I ACQUIRED SKILLS COVERING SEARCH ENGINE OPTIMIZATION TO SOCIAL MEDIA MANAGEMENT, CONTENT CREATION TO GRAPHIC DESIGN, GOOGLE ADS, FACEBOOK BLUEPRINT;
THE LIST GOES ON AND ON.

THE POINT HERE, IS THAT AFTER WORKING FOR SO MANY DIFFERENT AGENCIES, I NOTICED A PROBLEM.  IN FACT, WE NOTICED A PROBLEM.  THE GOOGLE ADS COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FACEBOOK SERVICE AREAS MATCHING THEIR LOCATION STRATEGY.  THE SEO COMPANY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE USER FRIENDLINESS OF YOUR WEBSITE, YET TRAFFIC MEANS NOTHING IF THEY DON'T CLICK, AMIRITE?

THE FACEBOOK CORP ISN'T SUGGESTING YOU RUN GOOGLE ADS SIMULTANEOUSLY.  THE FACEBOOK ADS COMPANY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE A PIXEL CORRECTLY, AND YOUR EMAIL FUNNEL TEAM ISN'T COORDINATING WITH THE GOOGLE ADS TEAM.

AND PRICING FOR ALL THESE SERVICES?  OUTRAGEOUS!  SO WHAT TO DO?  WELL, YOU OPEN TL;DR CONSULTATION AND YOU START TEACHING BUSINESS OWNERS NOT ONLY HOW THE INTERNET OF THINGS WORKS, BUT HOW TO INCORPORATE ORGANIC GROWTH HACKING IN THE MIX.

THE RESULT IS A FANTASTICALLY FORMULATED STRATEGY THAT CAN'T BE BEAT, IS AUTHENTIC TO WHAT YOU DO, AND BUILT TO LAST.

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